24 5 / 2013
I have a new girlfriend. Her name is Alice. She’s a 6’1” transgirl amazon. We’re awesome.
BUT SHE GAVE ME HICKEYS AND NOW I DON’T HAVE THE “Oh I burnt my hair with a CURLING IRON” EXCUSE.
Any other short haired ladies have some witty comebacks for the inevitable flack I’m going to get from my friends for this?
My mom still refers to me as “hickey girl” (she’s not terribly clever with nicknames) for hickeys I got in the 90s.
You could always say you lost a fight to a vacuum hose.